Scary Movie 3

  • George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
  • [puts hand up in the air]
  • George: and start livin' down here?
  • [puts hand down low]
  • Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
  • [puts his hand out to the side]
  • Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
  • [puts his hand to the other side]
  • CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
  • Mahalik: For what?
  • CJ: Mice.
  • Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
  • CJ: No, rate are out side, mice are inside.
  • Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
  • CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
  • Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
  • CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
  • George: Guys, I really don't see what this has anything to do with anything...